

Wearing:
• Black vintage petticoat
• Vintage child's kimono, Japan
• The dreaded black thongs!
• Not a scrap of makeup. The horror! Shield your eyes!
Alternative title: Flamboyance Vs. The Social Uniform: The Sartorial Death Match
When I was little, like most little girls (and some AWESOME boys), I played dress-ups all the time.
My favourite thing to wear was my mother’s old debutante dress, dyed blue and clumsily hacked off around my feet. Playing dress-ups influenced my ideas about practical dressing so much so that when I pretended to run away, aged six, I packed only my most ‘essential’ clothes: Riding boots, a silver shawl and a white puff-sleeved flower girl dress. All stuffed into a Garfield satchel.
These days, I often experience a kind of struggle when I dress. I wrestle with what Sark calls the fear of being “too much” – dressing too extravagantly, standing out from the crowd. By the time we reach adulthood, a lot of us have already begun practising ‘unconscious dressing’ –clothes become nothing more than glorified fig leaves. It becomes habit to throw on some trousers and a t-shirt and start the day. Which is fine, of course – clothes, style, fashion – in the end it’s no more than fabulous window dressing. I get it. But blending in is just not for me. From the plastic tiaras, silver shawls and two-hats-at-any-given-time obsessions of my childhood, to the three tutus that are tucked into my wardrobe as I write this, I am, and always have been, a dresser-upperer.
What I am not is an unconscious dresser.
So why am I nearly always tempted to dress to be invisible?
If you read this blog, you’re probably a fan of playing dress-ups as well. You love shopping, or perusing style.com or seaofshoes.com, and deciding what to wear each day is an adventure of sorts. That’s what I love about the blogging community.
But re-watching this old video, Ellen von Unwerth’s Wendybird, which has made its way around the internet countless times, reminded me that in the real world, the meat world, whatever you call it, while people dress up for certain occasions – not many people play dress ups anymore. What’s the difference? The approach.
And that if I want to keep playing dress-ups and going out into the world, I’ll have to just suck it up and stand out a little bit.
Von Unwerth’s Wendybird:
This kind of topic – and idea of playing with your clothes (like playing with your food! Haha) – is endlessly fascinating to me, because it’s more about the people wearing the clothes than the clothes themselves, and I'd like to write about it a little more from time to time. If you don’t agree with any of these things I say, though, don’t worry – I’m just thinking out loud here.



Comme des Garcons - I love that peek of purple skirt!

The Crazy House at night; your humble blogger aged sixteen, back when all the cool kids (us) used vintage sunglasses as makeshift colour filters - to not-so-good effect.
Photographs by The Facehunter and from Sea of Shoes.
The dress hanging on a poor, hapless picture frame.
Details of the neckline and belt.










Before I pack up my computer to drive however-many-hours north to see my parents, who want to shower me with presents and belated dinner - life's hard, eh? - I thought I'd share some of the sweet and fantastic articles I've seen floating around lately.
Garance Doré toys with the myth of La Femme Francaise, which is hilarious.
Mademoiselle Meredith gives some good advice about acknowledging your anger - and recognising exactly why you're angry.
JAK AND JIL applaud Anna Dello Russo, as do I.
And Queen Michelle manages to pull of the Rachel-from-Blade-Runner look (one of my favourites, and one of my style icons!) minus the fur.
And if you're hungry, like I am right now:
Vegan Dad's Roast Pumpkin and Walnut Manacotti has had me drooling for a while, and taste.com.au has a recipe for marshmallows that I'm wondering if I could successfully vegan-ise?
Now, I'm off to find something light and travel-y to wear!


In case you couldn't tell, I am a huge fan of clashing red and pink! I think it may be years of childhood exposure to those colour-tastic cartoons like Rainbow Brite, Jem and Strawberry Shortcake. As a result, I no longer believe in clashing. Haha.

It's a miracle!!
God, it's so hot. I want to buy a kiddie pool, a sprinkler and lots of glitter and hang out on my balcony. This weather is really horrible. I'm completely over it. And ready for winter.
I'm wearing:
• Silver tuxedo onesie, by Bardot. Bought for nothing 2ndhand on eBay.
• Opshopped aqua headscarf
• Opshopped 1940's spectator heels
• Aqua singlet, from the kids section at ... probably Big W?
• Tattooed man brooch, etsy.
And here are ze details:

Well, ladies and gents. Pony here. You may remember me from that time (was it last week?) when I actually bothered to get dressed.
Yes. As I might have mentioned before, I am officially experiencing le slumps. Slumpsville. That terrible affliction that means all I can be bothered to wear is a petticoat. Maybe socks. Sure, I get dressed to leave my house, but if I’m not leaving my house, forget about it. It’s a phenomenon addressed by Gala Darling in years past, and while she had some fantastic advice on the subject – and even gave it a cute acronym - here are the things that I’ve been trying to get me out of this descent into sartorial laziness:
• Taking to hair with a pair of clippers. Hacking it off without much regard for how it's going to look is a wonderful feeling – if, and only if, you’re not too precious with your locks. If you treasure your hair this might just lead to tears and cursing.
• Making an appointment with a hairdresser to colour your hair. This means you have to leave your house. It’s worth either shelling out decent money for the appointment, or going to someone who you KNOW is fantastic – the idea here is to feel better, not to take a gamble on a colourist who might make you feel a whole lot worse.
• Making an appointment with a massage parlour. Okay, so it's not really style-related, but feeling fantastic is all-important. Try to get an ayurvedic massage, if you can. If not, 15 minutes of being pulled in directions against your body’s will can do wonders.
• Buying something that’s unusual for you. This forces you to think about your clothes in an entirely new way. In my case, this item is a pale pink silk 1930’s teddy. I will wear it layered over a leotard and tights in the winter, with a beret and my big fat Frye boots that haven’t seen the light of day, despite belonging to me for years.
• Doing silly things. This includes getting the bath and giving yourself a bubble beard, painting your face, hot glue-gunning jelly beans to a plastic tiara (making a jelly bean tiara! This is SO on my list of things to do now I've just thought of it!) going to a dollar store and buying something ridiculous to wear (my last purchase was a pink sheriff’s set, complete with badge and bubblegum-pink gun).
•Making something to wear. This might be a simple skirt, or a crown made out of a cardboard box … You don’t have to wear it outside, if you don't want to. This is just designed to get you thinking creatively about what you wear on a daily basis.
Photograph by Steve Coron.
Dali with Gala.







(Although lying on the grass listening to records is another alternative.)
Well, it's midsummer, kittens, and I am officially in the Slump. The I-don't-want-to-do-anything-it's-too-hot-I-just-want-to-nap-on-my-couch type Slump. I've decided that one way to fix this is to start playing a game I call "concoctions", that is, to make as many odd recipes, from facial moisturiser, to watermelon and rose petal jam, as I possibly can. And while I was visiting bellasugar.com, I came across a few fantastic-sounding recipes I thought I'd share with you:
Coffee and Clove Body Scrub. Vegan friendly.
Rose Mint Foot Scrub. Vegan friendly.
Solid Perfume How-To.
Facial Moisturiser.
Chinese Sesame Ginger Scrub. Vegan Friendly.
Strawberry Exfoliator. Vegan Friendly.
Those should stave off my (and hopefully your) boredom for a while! And of course, while you're playing concoctions, this elderflower martini might also help the hours fly.
Although I did just get a call letting me know that some friends and I got a group exhibition, opening in two months' time - so that might kick me into action as well!!
